Meet your match
Let me first give my obligatory apology to all of you faithful readers out there who continue to carry the torch of my dream to one day rule the web-based soccer universe. Your constant use of my blog as a place to communicate with other like-minded individuals is certainly a breath of fresh air. It makes me proud at how good I am at bringing people together. The Camille Toes Dating Website is going to be a huge success. Who doesn’t want to meet that special someone, hand-picked by the Rider Insider?
The American Outlaws: Boston - Taking over everything
The boys and I recently decided to show that, despite our incredibly well taken care of looks, we also have an overwhelming amount of masculinity. The best way to do this is by taking on a treacherous mountain. We drove up to the White Mountains on Memorial Day weekend and tamed the peaks of Mount Liberty and Mount Flume. Naturally, it was a rousing success.
We spent the rest of the weekend enjoying the great outdoors by lounging on the Pemi River, playing an intense match of tennis where no one spoke to each other in kindness for the better part of two hours, and sleeping in bunk beds. Four 24 year old adults, sharing a room just big enough to fit two bunk beds-it was the perfect weekend.
Next up for the American Outlaw side of the Rider Insider as far as conquering is concerned is the city of Chicago.
I will be there along with several other members of the American Outlaws: Boston to watch the US play Honduras in a crucial World Cup Qualifier. It’s my first big trip for a US cap. After hearing all the wild stories about the US - Mexico match from earlier this year I have very high expectations. Expect a very extensive blog on the whole experience, which will include my wild rush back from Logan Airport to get to Foxboro in time for the Revs game this weekend against the Corporate Sellouts.
If you are not lucky or cool enough to be going to Chicago for the match, head over to the Banshee Pub and watch it with the rest of the Outlaws. We will also be there for this Wednesday’s match hoping the US can win in Costa Rica for the first time ever.
The Revs have depth?
I have yet to come down from the high of the Revs’ win over DC United. The weather was amazing, the fort was the best it’s been since the Superliga final and we actually won. With Twellman back, Mansally showing off at his natural position (leave him there) and the back-line starting to gel, the team that we are going to see for the rest of the year is starting to take shape. This, coupled with the news today that Chris Albright is very close to coming back from knee surgery, and after weeks of wondering who was going to have to play out of position in order to field a full eleven, we now have questions about who will be left on the bench.
At this point in time, I have to say it will be Albright. The most recent back-line has played together for two games and showed marked improvement since their first opportunity. Who would you leave out of the line up? Jay Heaps will always start unless, as Prairie said on Twitter today, “he is shot.” Emmanuel Osei has been a revelation as far as I am concerned. He is a true hard-man that enforces the back-line but also possesses great calm on the ball and the deft touch of a midfielder. The potential of Barnes’ and Alston’s smooth athletic games will not benefit in the least if they are left on the bench.
At this point in time it isn’t a bad problem to have too many solid players, by any means. With Open Cup, SuperLiga and the busy international schedule there will be plenty of opportunities for everyone. This could be the first time in recent memory that the Revs have anything approaching an effective bench. Enjoy it while it lasts. If I were you, I’d check back here next week to make sure this crazy time in Revs’ history hasn’t already passed. A poor showing against the East Rutherford Metrobulls could turn me right back to thinking we don’t have any quality at all like I have for the better part of the season.
I really hope this isn’t the case since the great company that is Red Bull, the same one that is turning our youth into overweight, sugar-saturated, caffeine addicts will be sending their little corporate minions (”fans” as they like to be called) up to Foxboro by the hundreds and nothing is worse than losing at home in front of a decent group of traveling supporters.
Check back next week for a play-by-play of my soccer-filled weekend from the US in Chicago back to the Revs in Foxboro.
In the interim, as always, the comments section is the place for you to hang out and discuss whatever is on your mind or meet people for sex. The shutting down of Craigslist adult services has opened up a void and the Rider Insider and his Camille Toes are happily stuffing it.
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Barack H. Obama said:
Jun 02, 09 at 6:35 pmThe American Outlaws, like my friends at ACORN, are a fine group which demonstrates the best that the youth of America have to offer. They are change I can believe in.
Craigslist Killer said:
Jun 02, 09 at 7:36 pmI am here looking for a massage. We can meet in a downtown hotel where it is safe.
Happy Ending indeed!
BU Med Student (really) said:
Jun 02, 09 at 7:37 pmOh crap! Did I give away my real intentions in the last post?
Idiot…I am such and idiot…
Garrett said:
Jun 02, 09 at 8:29 pmTHAT FAN IS SHAKY!
kyle said:
Jun 02, 09 at 9:56 pm\m/**\m/\”**/I don’t care about my players grades. There is no academic requirement to play on my team and I like it that way. Soccer first./**”\\m/**\m/
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!
Alex Jones said:
Jun 03, 09 at 5:10 amChris,
The American Outlaws are much better than Sam’s Army because Sam’s Army is lead by Mexican truckers from Buffalo who entered the country illegaly and are building the North American Union. Dr. Paul told us this would happen and he was not lying about the NAFTA Superhighway.
The shapeshifters are here.
Dos-A-Cero.
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Drunk Joe said:
Jun 03, 09 at 5:13 am*burp* Hey baby…look at me…I’m on fire.
*burp*
Blanche said:
Jun 03, 09 at 6:05 amRI
I am looking for a man that is so sophisticated and charming and rich and handsome. He fairly screams Blanche. At least, he will when I’M through with him
Fonzie said:
Jun 03, 09 at 6:11 amAyyyyyyyyeeeeee!
Anonymous said:
Jun 03, 09 at 6:13 amTwo discreet W/M seeks eager, devout same.
Drunk Joe said:
Jun 03, 09 at 6:15 am*burp*Shut up Fonzie! You suck!
You jumped the shark you cunt! *burp*
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo said:
Jun 03, 09 at 7:33 amEspero por meu fone.
Eric Montross said:
Jun 03, 09 at 7:40 amWM looking 4 BBall team 2 play 4. Tired of being announcer 4 college.
I’m tall.
Slyvia said:
Jun 03, 09 at 7:56 amDWF - Interests include poetry, children’s books and suicide attempts.
Looking for man with similar interests and gas oven
Taylor Twellman said:
Jun 03, 09 at 8:17 amTNT4U - Likes bOObies. You should have bOObies. No fattiez
Drunk Blanche said:
Jun 03, 09 at 8:22 am*burp* Hey sugah…look at me…I’m on fire.
*burp* And I do believe I have the *burp* vapors!
Maya Angelou said:
Jun 03, 09 at 8:23 amLiterary minded Nubian Queen seeks well lettered sports journalist/adventurer for poetry readings and intense conversation. Age not a problem.
Dr. Cornelius Evazan said:
Jun 03, 09 at 8:25 amYou just watch yourself. We’re wanted men. I have a death sentence in twelve systems.
The Examiner Examiner said:
Jun 03, 09 at 8:43 amRead ur interview on teh BSPE. Iz have teh say epic fail. Don’t meen 2 aggro, but U do stats at teh chicks soccer? ROFLOL! what a nerd! LOL, IMHO ur a joke. U tries 2B a coo d00d, stick 2 ur D&D pls.
Oprah's Twat said:
Jun 03, 09 at 9:20 amDesperate 30-something female, interests include, food, talking about food, and close talking about food. I am in a relationship, but looking for a better offer (a ring, I am looking for the ring)
Must be a quiet man, that will put up with my whining.
Julie said:
Jun 03, 09 at 11:02 amSWF, a little older than you, looking for men a lot younger than me. Must have lots of energy for stuff (wink..wink..nudge..nudge). Must love bewbs!
Alex Jones said:
Jun 03, 09 at 11:39 amOprah’s Twat,
Beware of rings. They probably come with contaminated materials from the Chi-Coms.
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Andy Dorman said:
Jun 03, 09 at 12:30 pmIf anyone knows anywhere I can find employment in Arizona or the tri state area let me know!
Alex Jones said:
Jun 03, 09 at 12:38 pmChris,
You have yet to refute my statement that Sam’s Army is run by a bunch of illegal Mexican truckers who live in the greater Buffalo area. Why do you insist on this faulty line of logic spewed from the evil Zionist war machine? Have you attended a Builderberger conference? Why do you hate freedom? Are the American Outlaws about freedom? If they are they would show that Sam’s Army is part of the plan to destroy American sovereignty!
STOP THE NORTH AMERICAN UNION!
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Fran said:
Jun 03, 09 at 12:45 pmI sniff butts.
Luc Longley said:
Jun 03, 09 at 1:02 pmEric Montross sucks.
Scotty Pippen said:
Jun 03, 09 at 1:17 pmI’m GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!
Fran said:
Jun 03, 09 at 1:20 pmI’m GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! TOOOOOOOO!!!!
Alex Jones said:
Jun 03, 09 at 1:57 pmFran,
Why do you sniff butts? Are you part of the illegal Buffalo based Mexican truck driving gang better known as Sam’s Army? Did you know if you rearrange the letters in Sam’s Army it spells Ram My Ass? Why would you want to be a part of group of Ass Rammers? What a bunch of gaylords.
But these American Outlaws don’t sounnd like they’re supporters of Freedom and Dr. Paul. I might have to start my own group. Sons of Liberty here we come…
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Joe Butler said:
Jun 03, 09 at 2:04 pmAre there any hott dudes around that I can kiss on the mouth and/or butt?
WHY DOES IT HURT WHEN I PEE!?
Sir Elton John said:
Jun 03, 09 at 2:49 pmOrdained knight of the realm with a shiny lance ISO hot young leet blogger with a tender side. Rider Insider, give me a hollar!
Drunk Joe said:
Jun 03, 09 at 9:55 pmThis blog sucks *burp* Fuck you guys I am out here* Garrett is a fag. Shut up! *burp*
Ron Paul said:
Jun 03, 09 at 9:57 pmBuy Gold Bitches!
Ron Paul said:
Jun 03, 09 at 9:58 pmGOLD MOTHERFUCKER
Motherlover said:
Jun 04, 09 at 6:22 amI am a mother-lover, looking for a mother-lover, so we can fuck each other’s mothers
Jeremiah Dixon said:
Jun 04, 09 at 7:35 amI am a geordie boy
A glass of wine with you, sir
And the ladies Ill enjoy
All durham and northumberland
Is measured up by my own hand
It was my fate from birth
To make my mark upon the earth…
I am looking for A stargazer
It seems that you were born
To chart the evening sky
Theyd cut you out for baking bread
But you have other dreams instead
A bakers boy from the west country
who might join the royal society…
So we can draw the Mason-Dixon Line
Lonely Capulet Girl said:
Jun 04, 09 at 10:36 amUgh, my parents are LAMEOs, they want me to marry this blowtard named Paris (ghey much?) but I want out of this two house town. I want to pick the hottie myself, I don’t care what daddy wants, because I am pretty sure I am the last virgin in Verona.
Find me where light through yonder window breaks
ROLFCOPTER! As if..
Gore Vidal said:
Jun 04, 09 at 10:45 amare you ready for the sex girls
the fine fine super special real sex girls
are you ready for the best girls
the you show me, show me best girls
there’s a knock on yout door, and they’re there in your house
if you can’t talk love then you’d better get out
they are women without any fault
….and they are never accidental
and the party never ends so close your eyes and make a wish
the sex girls will be there
Ho looking for her Bro said:
Jun 04, 09 at 1:02 pmI am a ho, looking for a bro.
I enjoyed being humped by my bro and prefer a bro with a chipped front tooth and sweaty ballz.
gai boi said:
Jun 04, 09 at 2:58 pmLooking for submissive males who are into some Melvins and Danzig. If you’re into RPG games (not the sex type) that is a plus
Also, breaking pinatas with my cigar.
paul mariner said:
Jun 05, 09 at 4:24 pmamazing blog. I wish I could go through life without a clue.
Sir Elton John said:
Jun 05, 09 at 10:18 pmAh yes, that’s why you are a lolly serf and me a hansom knight, Mr. Mariner.
Julie said:
Jun 07, 09 at 12:05 pmLooking for a random grown ass American Outlaw to hook up with at future US games. Southern/Midwestern is a plus. Boob fetishists welcome.
Drunk Joe said:
Jun 08, 09 at 10:05 am*burp* check out my leather jacket bitch *burp* isn’t it sweet? Yea, that’s right. Garrett sucks. *burp* Fran is gay. *burp* I’m gonna go do Anal Cunt Karaoke
Sir Elton John said:
Jun 09, 09 at 5:50 amISO long, hot, wet, juicy new post from Rider Insider.
Cuauhtémoc Blanco said:
Jun 09, 09 at 7:59 amEstoy buscando hembra joven de los años 18-30 a una sola del área de Chicago. La preferiría para ser gripe de los cerdos libremente. Goza el tirar de un arco imaginario y la flecha, tiene gusto de zambullirse, y de usar la bandera americana upside-down.
Bablefish Joe The Famous Hobo said:
Jun 09, 09 at 10:13 amThat reads: “I am looking for young female of years 18-30 a single of the area of Chicago. It would prefer it freely to be influenza of the pigs. It enjoys throwing of an imaginary arc and it shoots with an arrow, it has taste to plunge themselves, and to use the American flag upside-down.”
Now gimmie that ham sandwich you promised!
Cuauhtémoc Blanco said:
Jun 09, 09 at 10:39 amUsted tiene una vagina sucia.
Alex Jones said:
Jun 09, 09 at 10:42 amCuauhtémoc Blanco,
You dirty Mexican. You brought swine flu to this country with your illegal gang of Mexican truckdrivers known as Sam’s Army. How dare you enter our pristine country? How dare you! Where do you get off? You with your spear throwing. Dr. Paul would not approve.
I blame the neocons, our shapeshifting alien Muslim president, and the Ass Rammers! We must stop the Noth American Union!
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Bablefish Joe The Famous Hobo said:
Jun 09, 09 at 4:26 pmI don’t work overtime, Quarto. Is that a recipe for taco pie? I need something to go along with my coon spread.
Gore Vidal said:
Jun 11, 09 at 10:48 amAs I sit and write this poem,
My butt is heaving’ and a blowing’,
Stinking up this bathroom stall,
I’m trying not to spray the wall,
I can’t control it, I wanna die,
It must have been, that pumpkin pie.
John Updike said:
Jun 11, 09 at 11:39 amHere I sit to take a shit;
I pushed a load,
But nothing showed,
I realized something was amiss,
I came in here to take a piss.
My Vag said:
Jun 11, 09 at 8:15 pmDear RI,
Thanks to your website, I have indeed met my match.
Marv Albert said:
Jun 14, 09 at 1:42 pmI can’t believe my porn sites will have their mid month updates up before another Rider Insider post.
Garrett Quinn said:
Jun 15, 09 at 7:38 amDo any of you guys think you’ll make it to the Landing this weekend for USA vs Egypt?
I love that the two groups in Confed Cup are so balanced. I hope we play Spain in the next round.
Gore Vidal said:
Jun 15, 09 at 7:45 amDo any of you GAYS think you’ll make it to the Landing this weekend for USA vs Egypt?
I love that the two groups in Confed Cup are so balanced. I hope we GAY Spain in the next round.
Twitter Tracker said:
Jun 15, 09 at 7:50 amDo any of you guys think you’ll make it to the Landing this weekend for USA vs Egypt? I love that the two groups in Confed Cup are so balanced. I hope we play Spain in the next round.
The Real Oprah's Twat said:
Jun 15, 09 at 7:51 amYou cannot see me, but I just folded my arms and sat down.
Garrett Quinn said:
Jun 15, 09 at 7:55 amDo any of you guys think you’ll make it to the Landing this weekend for USA vs Egypt? I love that the two groups in Confed Cup are so balanced. I hope we play Spain in the next round.
South Africa said:
Jun 15, 09 at 7:56 amHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Gore Vidal said:
Jun 15, 09 at 8:01 amPop Pop, Fizz Fizz oh what a relief it is that the two groups in Confed Cup are so balanced. I hope we play Spain in the next round.
BTW do any of you guys think you’ll make it to the Landing this weekend for USA vs Egypt?
Kyle said:
Jun 15, 09 at 9:51 am\m/**\m/\”**/Do any of you guys think you’ll make it to the Landing this weekend for USA vs Egypt?
I love that the two groups in Confed Cup are so balanced. I hope we play Spain in the next round./**”\\m/**\m/
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!
the real kyle said:
Jun 15, 09 at 3:36 pmI was just about to heat up a Campbell’s Soup In Hand tomato soup as a snack, only to discover the the whole metal lid under the plastic was covered in foul smelling mold. I may never eat tomato soup again. Needless to say, the whole can went right back to CVS!
Murph Brown said:
Jun 15, 09 at 3:39 pmAlso:
Desperate 30-something female: wants something better but not willing to tweeze eyebrows or touch up the greys. Scares 23 year olds at parties.
Ron Paul said:
Jun 16, 09 at 5:52 amOld man who loves Gold and has given birth to 50,000,000 babies in Lake Jackson, TX
I like Gold and freeedom.
Alex Jones said:
Jun 16, 09 at 8:30 amDear Garrett Quinn,
\m/**\m/\”**/Do any of you guys think you’ll make it to the Landing this weekend for USA vs Egypt?
I love that the two groups in Confed Cup are so balanced. I hope we play Spain in the next round./**”\\m/**\m/
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Seamus Ex-Girlfriend #1 said:
Jun 16, 09 at 9:28 amI am into subsidizing broke punk rockers, great story tellers, native Long Islanders, fans of teams that never win anything ever, Irish stuff.
If you drink Newcastle ale and enjoy watching Glasgow Celtic FC that is a plus.
Seamus Ex-Girlfriend #2 said:
Jun 16, 09 at 7:32 pmI will continue to go to events that I previously had no interest in even after you no longer date me. I have “dangerous curves” and everyone will like your first ex better than me.
I, like Oprah’s Twat, enjoying being socially awkward.
Alexi Lalas said:
Jun 17, 09 at 6:05 amI am a super guy looking for his super girl. I can get you tickets to the superest soccer events in the world, but I won’t go with you, because of my super job at ESPN.
I AM A SUPER CLUB!!!!!1111
Bonus if you have a gay brother/friend so we can double with my super brother.
South Africa said:
Jun 17, 09 at 7:01 amHONK. HONK. HONK.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Theodawg Roosevelt said:
Jun 17, 09 at 8:34 am71st post, yo. BULLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oprah's Twat said:
Jun 17, 09 at 9:23 amlunch, then heading to Acton to clean apartment and get some stuff, then back to Littleton to do laundry and cook dinner.
Droz said:
Jun 17, 09 at 12:43 pmWE’RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!
WE’RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!
WE’RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!
WE’RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!
WE’RE NOT GONNA PROTEST!
Oprah's Twat said:
Jun 17, 09 at 12:53 pmis torn between starting the laundry and going out for a walk. The walk might win…
Seamus Ex-Girlfriend #3 said:
Jun 17, 09 at 1:27 pmTall, relatively attractive chick who is into plaid skirts and fuckmeboots. Not really crazy, tend to drink a lot. Looking for broke punk rocker who enjoys The Pogues and wants to name his first born Joe Strummer. That is cool as long as I get to name the girl Nancy.
kthxbi
Seamus Ex-Girlfriend #1 said:
Jun 17, 09 at 1:29 pmAfter we break up everyone will say you made a mistake and I was awesome.
I AM THAT COOL
Harold Hill said:
Jun 18, 09 at 5:41 am76 Trombones in the ghey parade
Drunk Joe said:
Jun 18, 09 at 9:08 am*BURP* FART! Also, they’re making a Toy Story 3 *BURP* FART!
Garrett Quinn said:
Jun 18, 09 at 9:09 amAlso, they’re making a Toy Story 3
Gare Bare said:
Jun 18, 09 at 9:13 am\m/**\m/\”**/Also, they’re making a Toy Story 3\m/**\m/\”**/
William F. Buckley said:
Jun 18, 09 at 9:24 am81st! I believe our greatest president ever, Mr. Ronald Reagan, was president that year. He was a fine chap.
Concerned Friend said:
Jun 18, 09 at 9:51 amThis message goes out to Oprah’s Twat boyfriend
SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT.
South Africa said:
Jun 18, 09 at 12:50 pmDo any of you guys think you’ll make it to the Landing this weekend for USA vs Egypt? I love that the two groups in Confed Cup are so balanced. I hope we play Spain in the next round.
A Great American said:
Jun 18, 09 at 1:33 pmAlso, they’re making a Toy Story 3
the real kyle said:
Jun 18, 09 at 1:53 pmApparently my brain & body don’t realize that I don’t need to wake up by 6am anymore.
Eric Cartman said:
Jun 18, 09 at 6:08 pmScrew you guys - I am going home!
William F. Buckley said:
Jun 19, 09 at 5:53 amAh, you see, 1987 was another great year in American history because Ronald Reagan was president of our dear country.
Although he did not attend Yale he was still a great man. If we went to Harvard that would be a different story.
Eric Carmen said:
Jun 19, 09 at 6:29 amLivin alone
I think of all the friends Ive known
But when I dial the telephone
Nobodys home…
All by myself
Dont wanna be
All by myself anymore
All by myself
Dont wanna live
All by myself anymore
Joe said:
Jun 19, 09 at 12:59 pmMy ass is leaking
William F. Buckley said:
Jun 20, 09 at 10:51 am90!
Down with communism! Up with Tom Selleck!
South Africa said:
Jun 22, 09 at 8:06 amI hear he is building a weathermachine factory next.
Brian Wilson said:
Jun 22, 09 at 9:52 amThis blog is dead.
William F. Buckley said:
Jun 22, 09 at 11:24 am93…Bill Clinton.
Oprah's Twat said:
Jun 23, 09 at 10:19 amcan’t seem to motivate to do much today. This weather is beating me down!
William F. Buckley said:
Jun 23, 09 at 10:39 am1995 Newt Gingrich rolls into down