A Special Thank You
I didn’t get a chance to write about it earlier but I just wanted to take this chance to thank Maya for the birthday gift she gave me. As you can tell by the picture above we’re the best of friends and have had many great times together. I never ask of anything from her but there she is getting me a great birthday present for my 24th birthday. You can see it right here:
It was a very special gift. Thank you Maya. You are a special friend.
I was going to write more about my celebrity filled birthday festivities but since the release of those controversial photos of myself and a certain teen movie icon I have been advised by my legal team to refrain from speaking any further on the evening. If you have seen those photos I’m sure you can understand that a good time was had by all.
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Emmanuel Osei: The Real Deal
We heard about his athletic ability before he suited up but I don’t think those amateur scouting reports did the man justice. Osei out jumped the immense Connor Casey on every 50/50 ball and showed a real calm on the ball usually reserved for veterans of the league. On MyRevs there has already been talk of trying him out at center midfield which I am sure he would succeed at but right now the Revs need him to deputize on a backline that has two rookies and a veteran playing a new position.
The Revs will need all the help they can get at keeping DeRo and the rest of the Toronto attack off the board. Osei’s composure will also help in what is sure to be a hostile sea of red at BMO Field. I see a conservative approach with a very similar line-up as the Revs employed last weekend with Shalrie and Ralston up top. I don’t like the idea of taking your best player (Shalrie) and playing him out of position but with the poor play of the Revs’ strike force I don’t blame Nicol for taking a chance. Hopefully Assengue will get a chance to mix things up as a late substitute where his speed could put pressure on tired legs. With all that said, I really don’t see the Revs getting a result this weekend. I expect a close game but I don’t see where the Revs’ goals will come from and I see them falling 2 - 0.
Unfortunately, I won’t be at the game in Toronto like I have been for the last two years or viewing party at the Banshee. I’ll be on vacation up in the White Mountains of New Hampshire, but if you’re around the city make it down to Dorchester for some quality day-time drinking and probably free stuff from the Revs.
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Still not Kyle said:
May 22, 09 at 6:38 am\m/**\m/\”**/I don’t care about my players grades. There is no academic requirement to play on my team and I like it that way. Soccer first./**”\\m/**\m/
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!
Quagmire said:
May 22, 09 at 6:45 amGiggity giggity
Toilet Duckette said:
May 22, 09 at 6:46 amflush flush flush quack
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo said:
May 22, 09 at 6:46 amJogarei para o Revs.
Head of the yearbook committee said:
May 22, 09 at 6:49 amKyle, we regret to inform you that that quote will not be making the yearbook.
Rik Smits said:
May 22, 09 at 6:53 amRik Smits in da house.
Kajagoogoo said:
May 22, 09 at 6:59 amOsei…Osei
Hush hush, eye to eye
Osei…Osei
Hush hush, eye to eye
Osei…Osei
Hush hush, eye to eye
Osei…Osei
Hush hush
Eric Cantona said:
May 22, 09 at 7:03 amWhen seagulls follow a trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
Real Fran said:
May 22, 09 at 7:06 amOh look at me, I’m Fran, I have lots of friends, and I know allll of their birthdays!
Alex Jones said:
May 22, 09 at 7:10 amChris,
When you’re up in the White Mountains of beautiful and free New Hampshire I want you to think. I want you to look around at the magnificence of this great country of ours. Then I want you to go to the Bretton Woods Resort and destroy the Mount Washington Hotel. It is there that the New World Order was established. The central bankers and puppet masters of the evil transnational corporations will be there. Bring Maya to distract the guards with her awesome poetry.
If you succeed I will buy you a case of that fine Natty Ice I see you drinking. If you fail I will buy it anyway and drink it in your honor.
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Rider Insider said:
May 22, 09 at 7:15 amThanks Alex,
But I drink Keystone Light!
Typical of you to not fact-check.
Alex Jones said:
May 22, 09 at 7:51 amIt was a trick by the Builderbergers! They’re after me! Malkin! MAAAAAAAAAALLLLKIN!
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Oprah's Twat said:
May 22, 09 at 8:23 amis so happy that it’s Friday, with a long weekend ahead!
Above Top Secret said:
May 22, 09 at 8:27 amInsider,
Alex is totally on to something, you really should listen to him.
Maya Angelou said:
May 22, 09 at 8:52 amInsider,
As far as I knew white women were never lonely, except in books. White men adored them, Black men desired them and Black women worked for them.
Yours,
Maya
Taylor Twellman said:
May 22, 09 at 9:20 amI’m on a plane
With cocaine
And yes I’m all lit up again
Cough up love
And touch up
Your mama said packing lines is sin
Oprah said:
May 22, 09 at 9:29 amBITCHES!!!
Why was I cropped out of the photo with Maya and RI? I am the one that funded the party…
YOU GET A KEYSTONE LIGHT…
YOU GET A KEYSTONE LIGHT…
YOU GET A KEYSTONE LIGHT…
YOU GET A KEYSTONE LIGHT…
YOU GET A KEYSTONE LIGHT…
EVERYONE GETS A KEYSTONE LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!111
Gore Vidal said:
May 22, 09 at 9:40 amHoly tits! I FUCKING LOVE KAJAGOOGOO!
Toilet Duckette said:
May 22, 09 at 9:57 amquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquackquack
flush
Oprah's Twat said:
May 22, 09 at 11:01 amwas lazy and relaxed on the Common instead of walking. The air quality is bad today, right? Walking would have been bad for me.
Kyle? said:
May 22, 09 at 11:26 am\m/**\m/\”**/I don’t care about my players grades. There is no academic requirement to play on my team and I like it that way. Soccer first./**”\\m/**\m/
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!
Barack H. Obama said:
May 22, 09 at 6:29 pmThe Revs would not be in their current precarious situation had people stood up to the policies of the Bush Administration for the past 8 years that I inherited.
Yes we can.
Still totally not Kyle said:
May 26, 09 at 7:13 amm/**\m/\”**/I don’t care about my players grades. There is no academic requirement to play on my team and I like it that way. Soccer first./**”\\m/**\m/
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!
Alex Jones said:
May 26, 09 at 7:46 amKyle
I am starting to think you’re part of the New World Order…
ARE YOU KID? ARE YOU WITH MALKIN? THAT BITCH!
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Sir Elton John said:
May 26, 09 at 11:58 amKyle,
“\m/**\m/\”**/I don’t care about my players grades. There is no academic requirement to play on my team and I like it that way. Soccer first./**”\\m/**\m/
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!” makes me roll like thunder under the covers.
Give my concierge a hollar!
Sir Alex Ferguson said:
May 26, 09 at 12:45 pm:”“\m/**\m/\”**/I don’t care about my players grades. There is no academic requirement to play on my team and I like it that way. Soccer first./**”\\m/**\m/:
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!” makes me roll like thunder under the covers.”
Git ta fook
Kyle has aids said:
May 27, 09 at 6:54 am:”“\m/**\m/\”**/I don’t care about my players grades. There is no academic requirement to play on my team and I like it that way. Soccer first./**”\\m/**\m/:
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!”
Have you seen Kyle? said:
May 28, 09 at 6:47 am~~~~:”“\m/**\m/\”**/I don’t care about my players grades. There is no academic requirement to play on my team and I like it that way. Soccer first./**”\\m/**\m/:~~~~
quote of the year I hope that goes in the year book!” makes me roll like thunder under the covers.”
Git ta fook
Alex Jones said:
May 28, 09 at 8:22 amKyle,
Stop with this NAU crap now. Mexican truck drivers on America roads! This is insanity.
If you don’t know what I am talking about go get educated.
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Sir Elton John said:
May 28, 09 at 8:52 amNon-Sir Alex Jones,
I want no part of them North American unions after the California court ruling. Maybe I’ll get me a barony in New England. Ya herr?
Oprah's Twat said:
Jun 01, 09 at 10:13 amhas decided that she’s tired of her bean and barley soup recipe and went in search of something else for lunch.
Brian Deese, Smartest Auto Dood Ever said:
Jun 01, 09 at 11:52 amRI,
The big guy isn’t a fan of your work. Everything I like have done, from my like real world experience growing up in Newton, to my wicked real world experience going to Middlebury College, to proper real world experience blowing off the bar, my superior real world experience makes me the perfect blogger for the Rider Insider blog.
So, sorry brah. Should have given more duckets to the big guy. We will be expecting your resignation in the morning.
Bea Arthur said:
Jun 01, 09 at 12:28 pmMy vag is so dry here in heaven
Alex Jones said:
Jun 01, 09 at 3:59 pmChris,
That Air France flight was swallowed by Oprah’s Twat.
9/11 Was An Inside Job
Oprah's Twat said:
Jun 02, 09 at 6:13 amis looking forward to the Thai-Style Pork (with peanut sauce!) that she put in the crockpot this morning. Hope it’s yummy!
Fonzie said:
Jun 02, 09 at 10:22 amAaaayyyyyyy
Chris Mullen said:
Jun 02, 09 at 12:06 pmWhat the heck is going on here?
Bill Kristol said:
Jun 02, 09 at 2:40 pmI think we should fly over there and blow shit up.
Fuck Red Bull!
PS. Please buy my magazine.