The Dude Abides
I’d like to thank all of the Camille Toes who made my birthday the special date that it deserves to be. Those of you at the viewing party at the Banshee, which was fantastic, and those who came bowling at Lanes & Games on Sunday night, I appreciate it. Also, you’re welcome for my gracing you with my presence.
The match on Saturday went pretty well. If it didn’t come off the back of two miserable performances then we would have all commended the Revs for their gutsy road point. As it is, the Revs have only scored one goal in a longer time than I can remember and the light at the end of this goalless is mostly likely Taylor Twellman who’s return is still up in the air.
The problem with this team is, there is no one to score goals. Certainly the return of Ralston will result in some increased production but we still have the same finishers, and they’re all in a funk. Since Dube injury last year he hasn’t been nearly as active or shown the ability to make the long run to get into a finishing position. His good friend and counterpart, Mansally, can’t even seem to touch the ball right and found himself on the bench in favor of a player playing out of position (Joseph started of Kenny last match).
As usual, however, I’ve gotten to my post-game write-up too late into the week and you would most likely be better off checking out LE Eisenmenger or one of the other pros for that sort of article. The reason for this is that the pros most likely spent the time immediately after the match writer their “gamer.”
I, on the other hand, went out to “celebrate” the draw and my birthday. Thanks to one Garrett Quinn for the gas-guzzling ride over to Our House West. A great time was had and many Brubakers were consumed. They live up to their reputation as one of the worst beers to date. Absolutely horrible and the recycled bottles sticky feel do not add to the enjoyment.
Another set of thank-yous I would like to extend to all the females I convinced to buy me birthday drinks. I will never see you again. I would also like to bring up the small Asian girl who was hellbent on bringing me home. You spent over $100 on drinks which was nice, but I’m accounted for in the female department and couldn’t take up your offer. Every individual in my traveling party was willing to replace me in your planned late night rendezvous. So in closing, your loss, Jim Duggan is an exquisite lover. (In a related note, keep your eyes peeled for Dave Gelman’s new blog on the topic of “picking up chicks with lines involving Taco Bell.”)
This weekend
In a quick update, Groton House FC is on a great run of form. We’ve won three straight league games to storm to second in the Division 2 of the BSSL and we won our first cup match in convincing style, 4-1. We look to continue our run out in Lancaster, Massachusetts at Progin Park this Saturday at 12 pm. After the match, it will be straight off to Riders Lot at Gillette Stadium where I will do my best to put off cool vibes and no go into World of Warcraft withdrawal. Please come see me JRocc, I may need your help.
Sunday morning I’ll be brunching at the Landing and watching Liverpool even though I won’t be able to have beer and then in the afternoon I’ll be in the press box for the Breakers Game.
Expect plenty to come next week about this weekend and my recent purchase of tickets for the USA v. Honduras World Cup Qualifier in Chicago on June 6th.
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KRS-One said:
May 14, 09 at 11:07 amEvery man and woman wan sex and violence
You kyan’t see this it’s, ignorance
You kyan’t see there is no intelligence
You kyan’t see there is no common sense
When you think of entertainment, there’s sex and violence, so
R&b now run tings again an’
Country music now run tings again an’
Commercial rap now run tings again
Pure hip-hop reggae run tings to the end, check it
Maya Angelou said:
May 14, 09 at 11:10 amDear Insider,
I am deeply sorry that I could not be there for your special day, I hope you enjoy the book.
You also might want to do some editing toward the end of your post, hon.
Yours,
Maya
Fran said:
May 14, 09 at 11:11 amDude… spell check.
Also Brubakers are awesome.
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo said:
May 14, 09 at 11:13 amFeliz aniversário tarde.
Toilet Duckette said:
May 14, 09 at 11:15 amQuack quack flush
Oprah said:
May 14, 09 at 11:16 amInsider, it is Oprah’s fault Maya missed the big day, I had her locked in the cargo bay of my private jet while I spoke to the twats at Duke’s commencement.
PS: The-Rapists for $1000, Alex
L.E. Eisenmenger said:
May 14, 09 at 11:22 amStill impressed with your stat work last week. See you Sunday. Avoid bowling, there’s something intrinsically depressing about it. Post pix from your matches.
Boston Pro Soccer Examiner
Sylvia Plath said:
May 14, 09 at 11:26 amMaya + Insider = 4EVA
Roses are red
Camille loves Maya
Asian bitch even if you spend $100 tryin to get him hiya!
Taylor Twellman said:
May 14, 09 at 11:45 amHe learned teh Taco Bell line from me!
I used to be all “Hey baby, let’s go for a guacamole!”
Then I’d unzip my pants.
Works all the time.
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaylor Twellllllllllllllllman!
Nipsey Russell said:
May 14, 09 at 12:02 pmI’m here to set the record straight
about sex appeal and a woman’s weight.
It’s nice to be neat and look petite,
but if you wanna feel some heat, you’ve got to have some meat!
Gore Vidal said:
May 14, 09 at 12:08 pmMy junks like Papa Johns, better ingredients, better penis.
Carrie Prejean said:
May 14, 09 at 12:14 pmWell, I think it’s great that Americans can choose one or the other. We live in a land that you can chose watching a new Family Guy or go bowling like a douche bag. And you know what? In my country, in my family, I believe that you should spend Sunday nights watching the exploits of Stewie and Peter Griffin instead of contracting swine flu because a 50 year old illegal Mexican pedophile teabagged the bowling bowl you are using. No offense to anyone out there, but that’s how I was raised, and that’s why I think Sunday night is a bad time for bowling.
Papa John said:
May 14, 09 at 12:18 pmI make-a you the free pizza and-a you make-a fun of my penis!
You are a jerk-off, Vidal.
I’m a gonna win.
Capiche?
All the ladies in da house say... said:
May 14, 09 at 12:23 pmNeeds more K-Dawg
Alex Jones said:
May 14, 09 at 12:45 pmRider Insider,
You do know that when you go out in Cambridge, particularly Lanes and Games, you are under constant survilligence from the North American Union, right?
Don’t drink that Brubaker garbage either. The corn syrup in that beer will rot your brain and ultimately make you enjoy bowling.
9/11 Was An Inside Job
http://www.abovetopsecret.com said:
May 14, 09 at 1:35 pmWe think that Alex Jones is on to something.
Gore Vidal said:
May 15, 09 at 6:01 amSucking on my titties like you wanted me
Calling me, all the time like Blondie
Check out my chrissy behind
It’s fine all of the time
Like sex on the beaches
What else is in the teaches of Jesus? Huh? What?
The Ghost of William F. Buckley said:
May 15, 09 at 8:51 amVidal,
I will sock you in the poop deck if you keep excreting that sort of filth in the comments section of this fine football blog! Hold on a tic, the Insider writes about soccer!?! Why, that is just un-American!
Toilet Duckette said:
May 15, 09 at 9:26 amflush quack quack
Gore Vidal said:
May 15, 09 at 10:38 amCram it with walnuts, Suckley!
Swallow your pride, don’t let your lip react,
You don’t wanna see my hand where my hip be at!
Mother Fucker!
Oprah's Twat said:
May 15, 09 at 11:51 amI took some time for a lunch-time meet-up with knitting friends, and is now getting back to work.
BITCHES!!!
Jareth said:
May 17, 09 at 4:13 pmYou have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, before your baby brother becomes one of us… forever.
Betty White said:
May 18, 09 at 10:23 amI have my bottle of lube here (menopause has made me so dry in the vage), and the batteries are charged in my industrial strength vibe, eagerly awaiting your next blog post.