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Sorry, but every blog needs a picture. Just know that the Rider Inside loves you.
That’s why he’s blogging late at night just to give you the inside dish on the newest Rev, Nico Colaluca. Pretty much all of your questions about the HUGE, MEGA deal and Colaluca can be answered here by the Colorado Rapids Examiner Deron White.
It really says a lot about the recent state of the Revs when you see how interested and excited the fan base got when rumors of this deal began to surface. I noted about 5 facebook status messages referring to the potential deal within a half-hour. We’d most likely kill the interwebz if the Revs made a noteworthy move by any other team’s standards. At least we didn’t end up with draft picks right?
Don’t get me wrong, though, I’m pleased with this trade. With Barnes, Heaps, Osei, Badilla, et al, able to play center back, Valentino was the odd man out. Trading him for a local product, who actually wants to be in Foxboro, and plays a need position is good business. Hopefully Nico will be able to challenge REVS LEGEND WELLS THOMPSON for minutes and be the type of player who provides good service for our struggling attack. If he’s a total bum, well you didn’t really waste much more than an ass full of splinters anyways.
Thanks to L.E. Eisenmenger and her Twitter feed (http://www.twitter.com/madisonroad [follow her, if you care about soccer in New England you already should be]) for bringing this link to my attention.
Also, I demand that all Camille Toes join the Barra Revolución Latina debate over on MyRevs. I expect you all to take my side and demand that Brad Feldman explains himself for gushing over the BRL. Believe it or not, MyRevs isn’t just to be used for trying to pick up Revs Girls, it can also be used as a tool to get the answers you want. And besides, what has Feldman ever done? Has Oprah, Figo, or Maya Angelou posted on his “Broadcast Booth Bits?” I don’t think so!
Our balls are in your court, Feldman!
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Gore Vidal said:
May 07, 09 at 4:18 amOk look, we’re a partnership, but we’re a partnership with boundaries. We got a new rule. From now on you can’t say the word flaccid to me. This is our little ?boundary box?. We’re gonna take the word flaccid and put it in there with my mom’s titties and your erection problem and we gonna close this box and we gonna throw this bitch in the ocean. And the only way that you can get to this box is you gotta be motherfuckin’ Jacques Cousteau.
Oprah said:
May 07, 09 at 6:20 amIf you have an erection problem and need titties, call Maya, bitches!!!
The Ghost of William F. Buckley said:
May 07, 09 at 6:28 amVidal, you have single-handedly raised the level of discourse in the Insider comments section. I forgive you for being a mincing little ponce.
Now where did I put my favorite boat shoes? Lovey!
Luís Filipe Madeira Caeiro Figo said:
May 07, 09 at 6:49 amNegocie para mim.
Gore Vidal said:
May 07, 09 at 6:50 amWell sir, I am fairly certain I just had sexual discourse with your mother. Perhaps you could find the time to suck on that… bitch.
KRS-One said:
May 07, 09 at 7:05 amPeople! We are all in the same gang.
You got to overstand.
Gore Vidal said:
May 07, 09 at 7:18 amBlow it out your ass Lawrence! You’re far too Criminal Minded for this weblog.
Manny Ramirez said:
May 07, 09 at 9:20 amDudes, now that I have some time on my hands, might check out the blog, Maya told me about it. She is the shit.
Jim Andruchow said:
May 07, 09 at 2:25 pmNaw naw, KRS-One. You ain’t in my gang, foo.
Jim Andruchow said:
May 07, 09 at 2:27 pmWhat crap! This is George Will. I just cracked Chowda’s MR login and I can’t post using my own name? What kind of micky mouse operation you running here, Camille?
camille said:
May 07, 09 at 2:43 pmwhat are you talking about?
KRS-One said:
May 08, 09 at 7:13 amJim, you, and other MC’s act like they don’t know.
Gore Vidal said:
May 08, 09 at 7:36 amIn fact, you might like to
Journey with me
Into the mind of a maniac
Doomed to be a killer
Since I came out the nutsac
I’m in a murderous mindsate
With a heart full of terror
I see the devil in the mirror. Quite!
Oprah's Twat said:
May 08, 09 at 11:11 amgetting some baking done before the work day starts.
John Updike said:
May 10, 09 at 12:18 pmThis blog has the same quality as Maya’s used tampon on a steamy July day.
Gore Vidal said:
May 11, 09 at 5:48 amShut up Updike!
Oprah's Twat said:
May 11, 09 at 6:12 amOprah is tired and sore and suffering from allergies big time. But I made it to work!
Toilet Duck said:
May 11, 09 at 10:15 amClick, Click, Boom!
Quack, Quack, Flush!
jonathan kraft said:
May 11, 09 at 12:27 pmyou are an idiot. please stop coming to games and supporting our team. thank you
Nipsey Russell said:
May 12, 09 at 6:50 amUrrbody in the club get Nipsey!
Oprah's Twat said:
May 13, 09 at 5:56 amI am still very stuffy. Ugh.