Zombsicles
The lack of a game last weekend made the beginning of the season seem like a big tease. I was left with a weekend free of tailgating and the usual urge to drown my deep depression after a week of soul-crushing employment.
So we went out in the city. To protect those involved I will remain as vague as possible in my description of the evening. The long and short of it was that someone who had a face very similar to that of a frozen zombie, “a zombsicle”, if you will, made out with another person in our party. “It was like kissing a 90 year old with her dentures out,” the concerned party moaned. The subsequent facebook research was a stomach-churning experience and many excuses were made. It is safe to say that all involved are looking forward to the Revs-filled weekend ahead.
And for him, there’s only one real way to redeem himself…
Hook up with a Rev Girl!
Beyond the obvious distraction of the Rev Girls, the night at McGreevy’s this Friday is sure to be interesting as well. What, with the Red Sox game going on a mile down the road at a bar designed to resemble the original Red Sox supporters Pub. It seems like there is a built-in conflict of interest at McGreevy’s and the beers are hardly cheap so it will be up to the fans to make it a good time. As of this posting there are 58 people confirmed on the facebook event page. Combine those 58 people with the millions of Camille Toes who read this blog and there is no way we shouldn’t take over this bar.
The Camille Toe Express Game Coverage
Steve Ralston will be playing from the start for the first time this season. If the second half of the Dallas match is any indication the Revs will also be starting the match in a 3-5-2 for the first time this season. Darrius Barnes’ showed he was very capable of playing center back on his own and this should free up Ralston to create and change the game the way he did last match.
The injury list isn’t longer than the roster list, however, Jeff Larentowicz could very well be missing this match which could lead to the debut of Mike Videira but will most likely lead to another Pat Phelan start.
Stephane Assengue will be on the bench for the first time this season and the young African signee will likely have every opportunity to make a difference and at the very least push Kenny Mansally and Kheli Dube to step up their game.
Groton House!
Without going into too much detail expect to read all about your favorite Division 2 BSSL team, Groton House FC right here on the Rider Insider. More too come this Saturday.
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Iceberg Sleezy said:
Apr 15, 09 at 7:44 pmYour passionate unbridled talent for blogging makes my pants tingle. The tale of stroke-face killah instantly brings to mind that of Moby Dick by Herman Mellville.
Alan Thicke said:
Apr 16, 09 at 7:26 amDear Insider
I will be appearing in “The Goods: The Don Ready Story”, the new Will Farrell movie, starring Jeremy Piven and Ving Rhames. Alan plays Ed Helms’ dad. It will be in theaters this summer.
It should be very exciting.
Yours,
Alan Thicke
Herman Mellville said:
Apr 16, 09 at 7:27 amThar she blows…
Ed said:
Apr 16, 09 at 7:28 amBeing jeered by Sox fans will be similar to the game at DJs when Bruins fans cheered for Chicago.
Now if we can get Patriots and Celtics fans to be douchebags as well, we will have covered everyone.
Anonymous said:
Apr 16, 09 at 7:33 amChris…where are you right now?
franharrington said:
Apr 16, 09 at 7:42 amThis shit is wack…I smell like a stinky ass.
Itchy Camille Toe said:
Apr 16, 09 at 7:58 amWill Maya be making an appearance at the Revs viewing?
Maya Angelou said:
Apr 16, 09 at 8:03 amDearest Insider and fellow Camille Toes,
I truly would love to join you in you springtime revels, but alas, I have made a commitment to appear at the Iowa Writers Workshop.
And Maya gots to get paid.
Yours,
Maya
camille said:
Apr 16, 09 at 8:12 amThanks Maya,
You can follow my updates from McGreevy’s on Twitter (@8camille8)if you want to get a feel for what’s going on with all your fellow Camille Toes.
If you want to be overwhelmed follow Garrett.
The Real Fran said:
Apr 16, 09 at 8:14 amDamnit. I do not smell like a stinky ass.
The Real Fran said:
Apr 16, 09 at 8:59 amAnyone else notice Alan Thicke referring to himself in the third person in his comment?
Alan Thicke said:
Apr 16, 09 at 10:58 amAlan Thicke is more than just an actor and an author of parenting books, he is a state of being.
Regards,
Alan Thicke
UHHHHHHHHHHHH said:
Apr 16, 09 at 11:47 amBRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINS
Shotgun said:
Apr 16, 09 at 12:33 pmBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
The Real Fran said:
Apr 16, 09 at 5:20 pmWhy do Maya and Alan have the same link attached to their name?
UHHHHHHHHHHHH said:
Apr 17, 09 at 6:05 amMOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAR BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINS
The Real Fran said:
Apr 17, 09 at 7:09 amWait, I think I actually do smell like a stinky ass after all.
saintbrendan9999 said:
Apr 20, 09 at 10:01 amHi Midnight Riders. How do you feel about saying something different than “you suck #%!” when the visiting team takes a goal kick? I think it doesn’t set a good example for the youth who attend these games. I’m not sure what purpose it serves. Do they do this in the most successful soccer leagues, such as the EPL? Where did this tradition start?
Some crude Mom starting joining in with this tradition at the last game I attended. She was a row or two behind me. What a pleasant experience to witness this poor sportsmanship over an over again with my 8 and 9 year old by my side.
camille said:
Apr 20, 09 at 2:20 pmha! wow. nice one, whoever.
Bobby said:
May 28, 09 at 4:57 amUm if you don’t want a little colorful language don’t sit in the fort… thats how it is in there and think its brilliant. Iis just like the cheap seats at any stadium their much more interesting than the 100 dollar seats Fenway u get Yankees Suck and we are much more creative…. If i had the wings of a sparrow…