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MyRevs, pretty much what you have all been waiting for…

Check it: http://myrevs.ning.com/profile/Camille If there’s one thing that I’ve realized since I started posting again it’s that my fans can’t get enough of me.  You follow me on Twitter, send me naked pictures of yourself via email, and have sex with me in your dreams.  Now the Revs organization has released the ultimate tool to use when showing your devotion to the Rider Insider: MyRevs on defendthefort.net! Since it is a given that I will have the most friends on MyRevs it will be a great place for you to discuss the highbrow issues that the Insider ... Continue Reading

Twellman: Not as douchey as originally thought.

So it is safe to say that McGreevy’s went better than expected. Revs Fans pretty much took over the bar, singing, drinking and having a great time. You could barely even tell that the Sox were even playing a game on TV, never mind that I was a half-mile down the street. You also could see that the front office really cared about the success of the night. Word of mouth alone should allow this type of event to grow and gain momentum. As a bit of a surprise, players Kevin Alston, ... Continue Reading

Zombsicles

The lack of a game last weekend made the beginning of the season seem like a big tease.  I was left with a weekend free of tailgating and the usual urge to drown my deep depression after a week of soul-crushing employment.

So we went out in the city. To protect those involved I will remain as vague as possible in my description of the evening.  The long and short of it was that someone who had a face very similar to that of a frozen zombie, “a zombsicle”, if you will, made out with another ... Continue Reading

Crawlin’ From The Wreckage

It’s been a long time, folks. Too long, too long. Sometimes it feels like the MLS off-season is longer than the Trail of Tears. “But,” you say to me, “you follow an English team! Your season never ends!”

The team I follow is Newcastle United, people. You want to talk tears, we’ll talk.

But enough of that foreign mish-mash and jibber-jabber. Our own top flight league has restarted and restarted in quite a fashion thanks to Seattle. But we’ll get to that in a little bit. This time around you’re ... Continue Reading

EXTRA! EXTRA! Award?

I am writing this real quick, so you all can get going for Saturday’s tailgate.

This will (hopefully) be the first annual Craig’s Corner Tailgater of the Year award presentation, which will be announced at the last home tailgate of the season.

All you need to do is bring your best food and atmosphere which will then be judged by myself and others (aka the ’secret panel’). This will happen every tailgate this season at Gillette, and I will be keeping a collection of notes and results.

I will come up with some sort of prize or trophy, so you will actually win something ... Continue Reading

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